(( ( monday, april 30
In an attempt to keep personal and portfolio separate (in name, if not in deed), I’ve done a bit of reorganization. The entries, stories, pictures and all will remain here seeing as Greymatter and Blogger blogbits don’t play well together.

From five.one on, my blog entries will be located at strikeslip.org: ask for it by name.



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11:58 PM


(( ( tuesday, april 24
Whaddya know, it’s TV-Turnoff Week.

I’m ahead of the curve.  §

2:35 PM


(( ( monday, april 23
Back home (well not quite yet).

I decided to skip the Supertanker show in lieu of some quality time with Amy up in Manassas (priorities). So I had my traditional 5:30-9:00 drive through the Virginia countryside this morning. Hopefully I’ll get the pictures from this weekend up soon. We’ll see.

I expanded my music collection once again, with a trinity of trinities: three albums, three singles (including the “Yellow” single from Coldplay, in honor of the weekend as much as anything else [hook us up, Mays]), and three promos. (None of the CDs are represented in the [finally] updated aural fiations section over there.)  §

10:56 AM


(( ( thursday, april 19
Leave for work 8:45.
Leave Lynchburg for Charlottesville 12:00.
Check-in to the rooms 3:30.

A weekend with Mays & Shep? Priceless.

T-minus 17 hours and counting.  §

10:29 PM
What the 5k contest is to the Web, the SMS competition is to poetry. (Both are closed.)  §
5:20 PM
Is this a harbinger of things to come if they do drill in the Arctic Wildlife Refuge?

Don’t drink the (ground)water. (“Mommy, why is Rudolph’s nose red?” “That’s not his nose, honey, that’s a tumor.”)  §

8:37 AM


(( ( wednesday, april 18
...i run around like i just won the lottery,<br>i promise that i'll pay the five bucks that you spotted me; you had a hold of my heart, i'm glad you let go, cause 'you and i' make no sense, like fat men in Geo Metros...

Do you recognize this man?  §

10:52 PM
I’m officially broken.

I went to the optometrist this afternoon. I’ve know the past few years that I’m slightly myopic from all the work I do in front of computers. Focal distance of 33 cm, that’s me!

So I go in and they do the lovely glaucoma test. And who doesn’t love a puff of air in the eye? Then she tests my visual acuity: distance vision != good.

The optometrist has me go and pick out frames for my glasses (no problem) and then tells me she’ll dilate my eyes to check on them when I come and pick up the glasses in a week and a half. A week and a half?! When I got glasses before, they ground the lenses and all then and there. Complete weak sauce.

If you see me at The Concert this Saturday, I’ll be the guy with the binoculars.  §

2:25 PM


(( ( tuesday, april 17
This weekend it was nice out. A comfortable warm. Not too chilly, not all humid and nasty. Right now it’s snowing.

Maybe I should rephrase that and say there’re snowflakes falling.

Luckily the forecast for this weekend is lookin’ good.  §

3:14 PM


(( ( monday, april 16
I sampled some of the Sheptastic Bachelor Brew last week. Not bad.

It’s not the best beer I’ve ever had, but I think it will do just fine Friday night.  §

6:18 PM
New developments necessitate a reposting. Here’s the run-down for this summer (so far).

  • 04.20-21 DMB - Cville
  • 04.22 Supertanker - Cville
  • 04.30 AGR - Roanoke
  • 05.03 Badly Drawn Boy - DC (9:30 Club)
  • 05.05 David Gray - DC (Constitution Hall)
  • 05.07 AGR - Roanoke
  • 05.13 Tim Reynolds - Cville
  • 06.09 DMB - DC (RFK)
  • 06.14 U2 - DC (MCI Center)
  • 06.17 U2 - NYC
And probably a few more AGR dates in there. Now if Radiohead announces their dates, and Coldplay adds a DC date (not to mention if R.E.M. decides to tour), I’ll be all sated.  §
4:18 PM
To add to my post from last Monday, I just got tickets to see Tim Reynolds at Starr Hill in Cville.

I’ve heard him do either 1 or 0 work; either really good or WTF? music. I’ll find out which digit soon enough. : )  §

12:05 AM


(( ( sunday, april 15
I guess server connectivity works like flu virus around the office (see previous post). If you’re sick, you only get well once you’ve infected someone else.

He’s back up (with some help—and server space—from Bobo).

{This just in: my zero-kelvin mailbox has arisen like someone else today. Thank you easter bunny.

Now who did I spread it to? }  §

11:25 PM
I have been able to get squat for mail from my zero-kelvin account since Friday. Stupid hosting service.  §
5:00 PM


(( ( friday, april 13
Last weekend, I went to the Abercrombie & Fitch in Fairfax. Never been before, so I figured I’d see what was in there.

I have never seen so many ugly ass clothes in my life.

Green/red/blue bigass paisley pants…in the guys’ section. Frayed and pre-wrinkled cargo pants. Shiiit. When I buy something I don't want it to look like it’s been laying on my bedroom floor for six months (that’s a rite of passage). It was like going into an expensive Goodwill or something.

There was absolutely no one in the store that even closely resembled those people in that ad.  §

6:49 AM
Now being taught at Northwestern University: Weblogs 101. [awholelottanothing]  §
6:24 AM


(( ( thursday, april 12
am·ne·si·ac - one who selectively overlooks or ignores those events or acts that are not favorable or useful to one's purpose or position. (Synonym: well-done.)  §
9:55 PM


(( ( tuesday, april 10
So the 2nd DMB show in Charlottesville’s been cancelled. Bad for the fans; good for Charlottesville. The traffic and chaos of a UVa game getting out is a regularly scheduled pain in the ass. But his time around, you have the town’s most famous export since TJ opening their summer tour, a chili cookoff and blues festival on top of a law school alumni reunion. I predict mass hysteria that weekend.

Disappointed about it? Yes. Devastated? Hell no. I won’t have to drag myself into work on a few-to-no hours’ worth of sleep.. That, and I have plenty on my plate the next while.

  • 04.20-22 DMB - Cville
  • 04.28 Dr. J (Retirement banquet/roast & field trip for one of my old professors) - Wburg
  • 05.03 Badly Drawn Boy - DC (9:30 Club)
  • 05.05 David Gray - DC (Constitution Hall)
  • 05.07 AGR - Roanoke
  • 06.09 DMB - DC (RFK)
  • 06.14 U2 - DC (MCI Center)
Now only if DC was closer….  §
8:22 PM
I put together a label for the Sheptastic Bachelor Brew. Take a look see.

good 'ol irish red  §

6:35 PM


(( ( monday, april 9
I’ve had a very zen-laden past 12 hours.
  • Last night Amy and I watched the fireworks of a thunderstorm off on the horizon last night. The windows were open, but no thunder.
  • Driving back down from Manassas this morning, there was this nice cool and damp morning fog on down to around Charlottesville, like the kind along a riverbank on an early spring morning. It also made for a fantastic sunrise.
  • At one point I drove past a house with a wood stove, and the scent of wood smoke just hung in the air and wafted into the car.
  • Near Charlottesville VDOT was mowing the grass on the medians. I forgot what a nice smell freshly-cut grass is.
  • Then many of the tulip poplars were budding leaves, so the surrounding mountains along 29 were “Virginia mountain brown” with thin cast of light green.

I love driving in the quiet, early morning hours with the windows cracked.

In other news, I met up with Mays Saturday evening. We caught Along Came a Spider with Morgan Freeman. Decent movie, a few parts were predictable based on the genre of the film.

For example: at one point the kidnapped girl escapes and swims out for help to a local fisherman on the shore. Meanwhile the villain (who sounded like he could be the brother of Andrew Winn) was still on the boat with his loaded gun. Any ideas on what might happen, anyone? Needless to say after a few seconds the fisherman wasn’t of any help to the girl. Big surprise there.

By the way Mays, Fair Oaks is so not a ghetto mall. Eddie Bauer, Hechts, Macy’s, Lord & Taylor, A&F, and Henry & David stores do not qualify as ghetto stores. They may be for Fairfax, but it is a far, far cry from a real ghetto mall. If you want to see the real thing, come on down to Lynchburg.

Pittman Plaza here in town recentered the shopping out of Downtown Lynchburg in the late ‘50s. Then they built River Ridge Mall at the other end of town in the ‘80s. Most of the store spaces at the Plaza are “available for rent”, and the only stores remaining are a SunTrust bank (I’m surprised it’s still there), a super-sketchy Food Land store (food stamps + welfare checks > cash transactions), Heironimous, Roses, a Heilig-Meyers, and the only eight-screen theater in town.

The Carmike 8 is the only reason anyone who isn’t carrying a pocketful of WIC checks goes there anymore.  §

11:47 AM


(( ( friday, april 6
Leave it to Texas. Couple names son 'Espn' due to love of sports channel

"When my wife was about six months pregnant, I was sitting on the couch watching a game on ESPN, and my sister and I were talking about baby names," Jason said. "She just kind of laughed and said, 'Hey, you watch so much ESPN, you should name the baby after it.' My sister was just joking, but I brought it up to my wife.  §

12:19 PM
First of all, Marv’s the man!

I, in true Lazy American fashion, took my car to Jiffy Lube to get the oil changed on Wednesday. When I drove it back from work, I noticed a cloud of something creeping out from under the hood. Lotsa fun. Luckily this was when I just parked at my place.

So I pop the hood and figured they'd gotten sloppy with the antifreeze, and it was being heated on the engine. No problem. It’ll be burned off by tomorrow.

I left yesterday morning with my cell phone unlocked and ready, lest I was wrong about the fluid and would need to use it. At a stoplight about half a mile from work, smoke/steam starts to trickle from the hood. So I call my coworker and have him meet me out in the parking lot at work. We take a look at it, and see a distinctly fluorescent-hued puddle of antifreeze and water on the ground.

So I took the car back to Jiffy Lube to make sure it wasn’t anything they fucked up while topping the fluids off, and they say I have a leak in my water pump. (Bridge, we have a coolant leak down here!)

On a recommendation, I then call up Marvin’s Auto Repair and bring the car in around one o’clock. By 4:30 the car’s done. In addition, two of the serpentine belts (A/C and related) were looking cracked/worn and he replaced them at no additional labour (spelled .sara-like) cost since he had to take the belts off anyhow to get to the coolant reservoir.

The whole point of this is, yesterday morning my trip up to Manassas this weekend wasn’t looking too promising. But by the end of the day, I was green for go, and the price wasn’t outrageous. That is why Marvin rocks. He didn’t pull a “wayell, we’ll need to look at eet for a couple days tuh make sure thayat’s the reeel problum”, and then pillage my bank account. He straight-out did his job, did it quickly, and as far as I can tell competently. If not, I’ll find out this evening on my way up 29 and you guys’ll be hearing about it soon enough  §

10:48 AM


(( ( wednesday, april 4
Bush Warns China on Threat to Ties [IHT]

What are we going to do now? Expel their dignitaries, too?

Let’s take stock here. We bomb the Chinese embassy in Sarajevo, accuse them of acquiring top secret nuclear technology from the Department of Energy, and then land a crippled spy plane on one of their islands and say “Stay out! ‘Cause we said so.” Not even taking in to account their “One China” policy with Taiwan or the state of human rights within China and their entry into the WTO.

We’re so in for it.

Somehow this administration thinks that they can just swagger around and not care about the implications of their stance on international matters (unless, it concerns free trade or energy resources, then they’re all ears).

To put it politely, we more or less ignored the outrage in Europe on the Kyoto Accords, then get all defensive and demand to have our plane and servicemen back from China, dismissing the shouts from the E.U., while shouting just as loudly at China. That’s what I like to call a Dubya-standard.  §

2:35 PM
9:29 AM


(( ( monday, april 2
Is George W. Heading for a Crash on the Newt Gingrich Highway? [Time]

But the Gingrich Republicans overinterpreted their mandate of 1994, and look at the ditch they landed in. The George W. Bush Republicans have no mandate to overinterpret. They are proceeding now by the metaphysics of Wile E. Coyote, who ventures bravely into midair, until he notices that he is standing on thin air above the deep canyon, into which, presently, he begins a long, whistling plummet that ends in a distant "poof!" on the canyon floor.

…Bush is repeating the Clinton administration's early errors of symbolism and priority. As Clinton stupidly allowed gays in the military to become an opening issue of his administration, so Bush has given early prominence to carbon dioxide emissions, arsenic in the water, rejection of the Kyoto treaty, and oil drilling in Arctic Alaska.

Dubya E. Coyote, Supergenius  §

8:07 PM


(( ( sunday, april 1
I’m beginning to dig this daylight savings time thing. It was quarter-‘till eight and there’s still some vestige of daylight left. :)

I completely forgot it was April Fool’s Day until it was almost half over. Oh well.

Made some good progress on my fiveone project, watched Return of the Jedi (letterbox). When I bought the Star Wars box set a while back, the clerk at the counter saw it was letterbox and proceeded to say “I don’t know why they put those black stripes on the screen like that.” I just picked up my bag and walked on out, and haven’t been back since. (Of course it helps that I bought them in Oregon.)

On a separate note, BlogVoices is going to go local due to the taxing demand on the server(s?). Get ready to change your code, kids, and say goodbye to the number of comments. That feature dies with the switchover.  §

8:12 PM


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