(( ( tuesday, february 27
The official day of shame has come (on Mardi Gras, no less).

Now That DMB Has Lost Their Soul or: How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate “the Bomb”. My take on Everyday, from a few past posts of mine and then some.  §

12:13 PM


(( ( monday, february 26
…you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher. Newly-installed Chancellor Kissinger gets to meet the students just like in the good ol’ days.  §
3:16 PM


(( ( sunday, february 25
Sticks & Stones

Saturday morning I was planning on hiking Flat Top, one of the Peaks of Otter, between Lynchburg and Roanoke. So I drive up to the Blue Ridge Parkway to head on down, only to find that the Parkway’s closed at Petites Gap from the recent snow (apparently).

After turning around (and still intent on getting out), and with the sun out (with a nice brisk breeze), I decided to head to James River Face Wilderness instead—which is conveniently the northern boundary of the Parkway. I was just looking for a morning/afternoon hike, so I made the short hike up the Appalachian Trail to Matts Creek Shelter adjacent to (of all places) Matts Creek where the local AT club built a sweet log bridge.

Seeing as it was so nice out and I had nothing but time, I decided to play poohsticks on the bridge. For those of you not familiar with the highly competitive game of poohsticks, you throw a twig into the creek below and follow it as it floats and bobs beneath the bridge and down the creek. Completely relaxing and engrossing.

I followed that up with the extreme sport of stream pebble throwing. It was just fun just to hear the bloop! sounds the rocks made and watch the concentric ripples in the creek.

Sometimes you gotta listen to the 3rd grader inside you.  §

8:10 PM


(( ( thursday, february 22
I defenestrated BlogVoices. Lag time ≈ suck value.  §
8:29 PM
It’s snowing!

And there’s enough to make snowangels (you know who you are).  §

8:06 AM


(( ( wednesday, february 21
I rearranged the furniture a bit. I hope you don’t mind.  §
9:12 PM


(( ( tuesday, february 20
9:41 PM


(( ( monday, february 19
Thanks, Meg. Now I’m all jonesin’ for an Apollo from Paul’s.

Gotta love Wednesday Dollar Corona night (though The Leafe on Mug Night has a muy superior beer selection).

The loaded cheese fries there are the best I’ve found anywhere. Not necessarily good for you, but it’s the little things in life that gets you through (finals).

And they deliver to boot.  §

4:59 PM


(( ( saturday, february 17
Ummmmm. Okay….

From: Brent Zacharias [mailto:brent.zacharias@sympatico]
Sent: Saturday, February 17, 2001 11:16 PM
To: chad at zero-kelvin.com
Subject: hi How are you

Hi Kelvin I may have the wrong person but if you remember michelle from pembroke Ontario then you know who I am . If so then email me at brent.zacharias@sympatico If your middle name is roeshell then we have a match if not I apologize for wasting your time and thankyou for going through the trouble of having to go through my message. have a really nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like a post to [Nancies]. God bless Canada and modern technology.  §

11:23 PM
The sweet wort (pronounced wert) for the Sheptastic Bachelor Brew is boiling now. Phase one of five is underway.

Right now, I’m sharing your mad love for the northern oregon area. For different, though similar, reasons. Willamette hops make it allllll good.  §

8:32 PM
At the behest of good Mr. Zeldman and the people at WaSP, I ran the blog through the W3C HTML & CSS validators. I’m compliant, yo.

The CSS went through like a breeze. The HTML 4.0 validator pulled on some loose threads and hiccupped on the JavaScript for the image MouseOver at the top of the page. It turns out that the validator has a problem with name statements in an img tag. But the name attribute for an img tag is legit. So now I have two more pieces of web flare on the right.

(Original point:) WaSP has launched their browser upgrade initiative (generation ≥ 5.0). Anyone on Netscape 4, please upgrade to 6. There are so many reasons why 4 is bad. You’ll thank me once you have. Well, maybe not, but perhaps a nice thought walking to the kitchen??

You get no button.  §

12:20 AM


(( ( thursday, february 15
I’ve decided not to hit up the Agents show up at Trax tonight. The set starts at 11, and probably won’t be over until 2 or 2:30, putting me in bed around 3:30 or 4, only to get up around 7. Chad is not happy when he only has 3 hours of sleep for work and meetings the next day.

Lookin’ forward to starting on my Irish Red batch Saturday (mmmm…beer), and doing some hiking (finally) in the Blue Ridge on Sunday. The cold weather hasn’t been too condusive to my innate desire to be outside.  §

9:42 PM
With the winter thaw upon us, Mays has built himself a new nest. Chirp chirp.  §
10:30 AM


(( ( wednesday, february 14
(If any of you keep getting the Error 500-13 - Server too busy message from Blogger, hit up plant.blogger.com.)  §
12:00 PM
Justin Hankins (from a now irretrievable post a while back) piqued my curiosity on site referrals, so I delved into my site logs, and found all sorts of odd sites that people used to get here.

These two I have no clue: K Records and their new releases section, along with Mackie Designs. WTF? Then there’s a referral from MusicStation’s MusicNewsWire and a South African search engine. Riiiight.

Then I peeked into the site logs to find that netizens (is that still a word?) from Estonia, Germany, France, and Great Britain have somehow found their way to these strange lands. Whoda thought?  §

11:54 AM
A study in philosophies:
#1 and #2.  §
8:40 AM


(( ( monday, february 12
Okay, okay. “Ought to” is now “gonna”. And it’s the 20th (double errata). But the place is set. The countdown begins at 67.  §
5:56 PM


(( ( sunday, february 11
Speaking of bru-haha, it’s been a while since I broke out the homebrew equipment (last May). I still have my Irish Red kit. If I get hopping, I can have the batch ready in time for Shep’s bachelor party rehearsal April 21st. Maybe Carter, Boyd, Stefan and friends will stop by (ha!).  §
2:13 PM


(( ( saturday, february 10
The first line that went ran through my head was “Drumlin pulled the plug. We’re homeless.”

Of course, this wasn’t Contact, this was real-life. I had given my notice to my realtors here that I wouldn’t be renewing after March, and I put in my application for the new place last Wednesday. The application fees and whatnot for the realtors up in Charlottesville was $220 total, $50 of which was refundable, and the remainder was refundable only 72 hours after I paid.

So I write my boss an email asking about the status of the position up in Charlottesville, and he calls me back at 11 o’clock saying that he spoke with his new boss. Here I am, all waiting for the official go-ahead, and BOOM!, he says that they weren’t going to persue it at this time. (Quick side note: minor restructuring for my department. We used to be managed by a group under the vestige of corporate, but are now directly under corporate). Yet not a few weeks before my boss’ old boss asked why the position wasn’t filled already. Fun.

It’s always fun to be trapped in a political bru-haha. We actually do need another person up in Charlottesville, we have for a while. So, anyhow, I get the call from my boss with the answer I was least expecting to hear, hang up the phone, and call the Cville realtors as quickly as possible. I signed the agreement Wednesday at noon. I had a 72-hour refund window for my additional $170, I was now in hour 71.

So I call, withdraw my application (ga’dammit) then frantically call the realtors here in Lynchburg to make sure they haven’t already rented my apartment out. Which they hadn’t—thank god. As far as I was concerned, on Wednesday I was all but moved up there. My day didn’t get any better from there, but it didn’t do downhill either. One big plateau.

So now, I’m all pissed off and dismayed, and the cookie jar syndrome has kicked in. The “you can’t have it, so I want it even more now” type thing. We actually do need another person up in Cville, and I (hope) the position will open up again. I was really stoked about being up there for the DMB concert on April 21st, aside from getting out of Fallwell-ville, but alas. I’ll still be there, come hell, high water, or just standing in the parking lot (I’ve learned not to take concert tickets for granted, especially highly publicized ones). That, and I’m only an hour away, the hell if I’m gonna miss it. So now I get to look forward to another several months of driving to Manassas (and back) to see my girlfriend of four-plus years.

Fucking sucks. </vent>  §

2:21 PM


(( ( friday, february 9
What’s that odd feeling?…oh, that’s me being fucked over by the company I work for.

Charlottesville is off now. Too angry to type more.  §

6:32 PM
April 21st? Hot damn! I should be all moved in by then.

Hmmm…now about tickets.  §

9:59 AM


(( ( thursday, february 8
Mays was going on about old school Internet ways, and I then I remembered it wasn’t all that long ago.

We didn’t need a mouse to navigate the Web then.

I can remember dialing up to the VAX at Lynchburg College (where my dad taught) at 2400 baud (now at 56000) on our Mac Performa. The Internet then was a term for GOPHER, FTP, Email, IRC, HTTP (“the Web”), etc., but for me then consisted largely of Gopher space, using Lynx. The http:// prefix was a necessity, and as many sites were resolved just by their IP addresses as by their domain names. A graphical browser like Mosaic or Netscape, with it’s big pink throbbing N, wasn’t standard fare for me until later. We were relative late-comers, this was only 1994.

The first email I got was a forward: “How Email is Like a Penis”. What a start. I’d chat with my friends from school on DALnet’s IRC (Internet Relay Chat) server into the wee hours whether we had class the next day or not. The first time I used IRC, I ended up talking to a girl from Brazil who would be going to Swarthmore College (where one of my friends would be going) in the fall. Our email address domains were a mouthful too: roberts2 (at) acavax.lynchburg.edu, carobe (at) gopher.cc.wm.edu, cockingjmb (at) rascal.guilford.edu, not to mention my friends who used CompuServe, with their 9-numeral long screen names.

The technology’s changed, and so have people’s attitudes about it. For one of my papers freshman year in college, many of my sources were URLs, which the teacher didn’t find particularly resourceful (despite the fact the class was using a mailing list to post assignments). Now they’re mandatory, and the Internet (at least in American society) is ubiquitous.  §

11:05 PM


(( ( wednesday, february 7
I spent last night up in Charlottesville for work, and did some shopping while I was up there.

I got Peter Griesar’s Disposable Love Songs, Dear Charlottesville (a local regional sampler - used), a beaten used digipak of U2’s Achtung Baby (just for the alternative casing and cheap price), and an apartment.

das floorplaniken

843 ft² compared with the 637 ft² I have now. All the unmarked nooks are closets. The entrance is at the lower bottom left.

I still have yet to see the actual apartment space, but so far it looks like the only down side is that the “study” (== too small for to be a bedroom) is larger than the kitchen.

If this is boring you to tears, it’s probably painfully clear by now this is largely for the benefit of friends and family. 03.28.01: T-minus 7 weeks and counting….  §

8:29 PM


(( ( monday, february 5
Ev·ery·day - encountered or used routinely or typically : ORDINARY

Quoth Mr. Webster.  §

7:04 PM


(( ( sunday, february 4
On the moving front: I’m getting kinda antsy about the move up to Charlottesville. I’ve turned in my 60-days notice to the realtors, but I still haven’t heard a definite/official go/no go from my boss yet. And I still haven’t found a place for certain up there yet. I’ve narrowed it down to a few places, but I’ll feel much better once I do finally get the position in writing from my boss, and the paperwork signed on the apartment.

My temporary solution—a deep breath and some Agents of Good Roots in the CD player.

(This message brought to you by the Chad-Roberts Residential Transition Team.)  §

5:43 PM


(( ( friday, february 2
If you combine this post with this post, you'll get this post:

Last night I went to bed, all nice and comfy, only to hear a pathetic meow from one if the cats, followed shortly thereafter by a mobile weight on the bed.

Since I’d been away for so long recently, I indulged Jareth feebly petting him in the dark. But that didn’t last for long. Given my apartment, which could probably power a suburb of San Francisco on static discharge alone, something was bound to happen. And it did.

By the second or third time around, Jareth had built up a happily content purr, and an electrical charge. The next time I motioned up to pet his head ZAP! The small arc of static electricity lit up his head, and left me seeing spots in the near darkness. Needless to say, Jareth was not happy, but for whatever reason stayed a few more times only for the static to build up again and shock him again. (Then I booted him off the bed and went to sleep.)

I still think that PG&E in California could end the crisis now and build a few cat fur power plants. :) Venture capital funds anyone?  §

11:14 AM


(( ( thursday, february 1
C-Span or National Geographic this ain’t. But who in the hell wants it to be?

I think Mays summed up blogging nicely:

blah. i don't really have anything to say. well, i mean, i DO, but nothing of any serious substance. not that much of anything i ever say or post about has actual substance regularly, but still ...

some things i want to say, but shouldn't. some things i need to say, but can't. some things i shouldn't say, but probably will anyway. love it.

True dat.

On the topic of blogs, I read Ev’s near-eulogy for Pyra this morning. Blogger will still keep on keepin’ on, but now Ev is Pyra.

It looks like the three Bloggies Pyra won for Blogger (best weblog directory or update monitor, best web application for weblogs, and best weblog resource) are doing as much good as a paper cocktail umbrella in this rainstorm. For what it’s worth at this point guys: job well done.

As a follow up to my previous post, I calculated that I ended up driving damn near 1000 miles between Friday to Monday nights. Whoo-hoo!  §

9:50 PM


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